Director: Werner Herzog
Writer: Werner Herzog
Cinematographer: Simon Werry, Paul Berriff, and Rainer Klausmann
Producer: Paul Berriff, Werner Herzog, and Lucki Stipetić

by Jon Cvack 

I would urge anyone to who loves Werner Herzog who hasn’t seen this movie to avoid reading any further. Don’t read what the movie’s about, just grab your favorite pipe or drink, turn the volume up as high as you can, and get ready to have one of the craziest, frightening, and beautiful experiences you’ll ever have with a movie.

Going into this film, I realized I only read the two sentences of the synopsis, which said the film examined the aftermath of the first Gulf War. Below this I would have seen that the movie is a mostly silent film, featuring only two interviews with local Kuwaitis, with one being entirely in Arabic, and the other featuring - in pure Herzog style - a woman whose child has stopped speaking since the war after seeing their father murdered, who’s only sentence since has been to declare, “Mommy, I don’t want to speak anymore.”

From there, what we receive are some of the most devastating and awesome images ever captured by a documentary film, with powerful classic tracks playing over a soaring camera moving from the bombed out towns and vehicles, and into grand vistas of the Kuwaiti desert, covered in pools and rivers of fresh oil as gigantic fires spewing from the wells sending massive plumes of black smoke far into the air, often with dozens of fires blazing in all directions. Given all I’ve said about CGI recently (such as The Last Crusade), it’s seeing moments like this, knowing they’re completely real, that left me in awe for the entire 54 minute run time. It left me thinking of the scene from Jarhead, as the oil wells burn bright and high in the night, causing oil to rain down upon the men, which I always thought was an exaggeration, and now realize didn’t even come close to capturing what occurred.


The images look post-apocalyptic, and thus was Herzog’s mission. The essay explained that Herzog didn’t want Discovery channel saying that it was about the Gulf War’s aftermath since as it failed to convey what Herzog was attempting to accomplish - which was examining the world’s trajectory toward destruction. What we watch looks straight out of science-fiction; as though impossible to occur ever on Earth. Herzog observes it as a harbinger of things to come, and a warning to all who continue to support unnecessary wars.

Then begins the films most fascinating segment, which are the hundreds of firemen and the dozens of big machinery and water hoses they use to try and tame the flames. They spray endless amounts of water toward the flames, bringing in a backhoe to smother it with dirt, spraying its shovel to cool it down as it digs into the pit of the flames to smother them in dirt and sand. With nothing working, they load a fifty gallon drum full of dynamite, placing it on a type of cantilever as the machine backs it into the well. The camera stands what seems to be a mile away, and then the drum explodes. The fire is extinguished and they move onto the next one.

We go on to watch as the oil flows between man made trenches, flowing for miles in all directions, covering the desert in vast black lakes. With the flames contained, though still flowing wildly, we watch the men attempt to put on the stuffing pod and rod, as the oil pours down upon them, using whatever means and massive machines necessary to gain back control. Like little kids, I think any fan of documentaries enjoys watching big machinery being used to solve complex problems - whether it’s a factory line making tennis balls, or putting out oil fires. We never get to hear what the men say, or who they are. They wear masks and helmets, with one captain coming in with a ski/oxygen mask combo, looking straight out a bad scifi film. ​

BELOW: Assuming most reading this are on their phones, imagine this on a big screen

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Director: Ezra Edelman
Cinematographer: Nick Higgins
Producer:  Ezra Edelman, Caroline Waterlow, Tamara Rosenberg, Nina Krstic, Deirdre Fenton, Libby Geist, Erin Leyden, Connor Schell

by Jon Cvack

2016 was actually one of the most disappointing years for film in recent times, where while there were many good films, none of them were great. Every year there are usually one or two films that provide that lingering, indescribable feeling; where it sticks with you for days or weeks after, leaving you with that wonderful experience that only great art can provide. I had forgotten about ESPN’s OJ: Made in America until it took home the Academy Award, reminding me that this is no longer a television event, but regarded as a 10-hour, five part feature film, demonstrating how arbitrary the category is. It leaves you wondering why a narrative mini-series couldn’t qualify for Best Picture, as series like "Band of Brothers" (2001) or "Show Me a Hero" (2015) could have easily and deservedly won. What made this film so powerful was that it showed the hypocrisy, contradiction, and nastiness on all sides; examining sociology, history, politics, and cultural criticism; providing one of the most insightful American documentaries I’ve ever seen.

Having been only a tween during OJ’s trial, I honestly had no idea what the whole thing was about, other than it was a celebrity who got caught in a murder (I wasn’t a football fan), and got off, presumably innocent. I’m embarrassed to say that, until the doc, I had no idea that the whole event was such a monumental moment in America’s history of racial divisions.

I had tried starting the narrative miniseries "American Crime Story" when it first came out, but only able to find a link on Vimeo late one night, I just couldn’t get past the initial fifteen minutes of TV-style editing, in which before a commercial break, the music builds up and cuts to black. Fortunately, my other friend said I should give it another go, and having finished OJ: Made in America a few months back, I figured it might be worth checking out. While it took a bit of time to get past those stupid TV editing tricks, it eventually levels off and provides a great supplement to the vast assembly of colorful personalities and diverse characters, examining the many issues that the documentary explored, while going a further into the personal lives of many individuals who were associated with the case

On account of rehashing the entire event would likely take up pages and pages, I’m going to assume you’re fully aware and have seen at least one or both of these series so that I can straight to the good stuff. The majority of the series is focused on the trial itself, featuring the prosecution of Marcia Clark (Sarah Paulson) and Christopher Darden (Sterling K. Brown), offering two of the story’s greatest performances, along with Courtney B. Vance, who plays the defense attorney Johnnie Cochran, along with Robert Shapiro (John Travolta), Robert Kardashian (David Schwimmer), and F. Lee Bailey (Nathan Lane), amongst a few others. Of course, OJ Simpson is played by Cuba Gooding, Jr., in his best role since Jerry MaGuire. What’s fascinating is the humanity each of these characters provides - possessing both hubris and gross intelligence, driven by dreams of power and/or wealth which a successful trial could bring about.

Looking to the prosecution first, we see Marcia Clark in a devastatingly human light, as an Assistant District Attorney and single mother going through a lengthy divorce, facing a loss of child custody for all the hours she puts in at the office - even though the reason she’s putting in all these hours is in order to provide a better life for her boys. Nevertheless, she understands what convicting OJ could do for her career, no less than her boss and District Attorney Gil Garcetti (Bruce Greenwood) who has Mayoral dreams, who believes the open and shut case will seal the deal.

What we see is that Marcia’s own arrogance at least contributed to her downfall, as she refused to listen to Chris Darden’s advice that putting Detective Mark Fuhrman (Steven Pasquales; who discovered the infamous glove), who he suspected might have racist tendencies, could very well blow up in their faces.

Yet Chris isn’t completely clean either, as his determination to have OJ try on the glove had equally dire consequences for the case - though if things transpired the way they did in the film, with Shapiro noticing the glove looking small, this could have happened regardless. Yet it’s clear that Darden also has lofty aspirations, as Brown conveys with his various looks and responses; as each time Darden is promoted he sees that his chances of reaching success are all the closer. There’s not anything wrong with these motivations, as in any industry - and Los Angeles, specifically - the drive to the top requires intelligence, and that intelligence is often aware of what opportunity can do what. What’s most fascinating is seeing the arrogance from Garcetti, Darden, and Clark all causing them to take their cold-hard facts for granted.

Marcia isn’t helped by the overwhelmingly sexist atmosphere of what Judge Lance Ito (played brilliantly by Kenneth Choice) refers to as male-dominated professions. In one scene, after another conflict arises between the prosecution and defense, Ito says that the court will have to go late. But with the heated divorce proceedings, Clark needs to get home to her children. After the entirely male defense explains that such an excuse is ridiculous, Clark implores the judge that she’s trying to be a good mother, before scolding Cochrane for trying to bring her personal life into the courtroom. Later, and in one of the nastiest scenes, after Clark attempts to get a new awkward hairdo to rid of herself of the “bitchy” label that people keeping throwing around, Garcetti apologizes for the criticism before saying that he could refer her to a media consultant (i.e., beautician) that could fix the problem. 

Continued to Part 2...

BELOW: One of many stranger than fiction moments

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Director: Steven Spielberg
Writer: Willard Huyck and Gloria Katz; story by  George Lucas
Cinematographer: Douglas Slocombe
Producer: Robert Watts

by Jon Cvack

Spielberg would shift in a radical new direction after The Temple of Doom, making both The Color Purple ('85), Empire of the Sun ('87), and Always ('89) before returning to the series with The Last Crusade ('89), making me think this drift into drama might have inspired the more somber and profound story that The Last Crusade provides.

What I like about Temple of Doom and was failing to expect was the complete lack of exposition. I think most assume the usual formula is what The Last Crusade, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ('08) and Raiders of the Lost Ark ('81) follow, which is an action-packed intro, followed by Indy’s return to university, to then be recruited for another adventure. In Temple of Doom, we are with Indy on a journey that just so happens to lead to all the best parts we remember. There was no grand mission, it was all coincidence, and while that typically wouldn’t work anywhere else, so goes Spielberg’s amazing talents.

Honoring Indy’s desire for everything to belong in a museum, I think this introduction should belong in an art museum. There is so much that is suggested - from drinking the poison to using the Lazy-Susan to exchanging the items to the champagne popping as the gunshot goes off - all if it happens with perfect space and speed, culminating in a great use of a set piece, as Indy takes cover behind a Gong, knocking it down, to follow it and jump out the window, as the man sprays bullets and we see all the strikes and marks. Everything operates at the most exciting level of realism and practical effects. I could just see the same scene being made today, completely dependent on computer graphics. This cool because it all looked so genuine, limited to how elements within a scene would physically operate, rather than honoring dull imagination. If Spielberg abandoned as much CGI as possible, and returned to this formula it would be one of the most successful films to come out in a decade.

We get to meet Short Round (Jonathan Ke Quan), who’s the film’s greatest character. And as much as I was thinking of all the films that have used this offensive trope, not having seen it in so long, I did see where someone might get offended. I just don’t agree. Short Round is never presented as stupid or attempting to mimic racist stereotypes, but is often courageous and intelligent with an incredible amount of heart.

We then get to meet the most annoying Indiana Jones Girl, Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw), who while providing a few laughs, really made me see this film in a new light. I remembered a genuine love interest, but in this film their entire relationship is based upon pure lust and desire. Indiana clearly finds her annoying, she clearly finds him rude, but they’re both just so attracted to each other. It was quite lascivious for a Spielberg film. Yet Willie’s role as the dumb blonde actually is one of the film's weakest elements. While I could say I’ve met people like this, as many probably have, it doesn’t really make it any more interesting. What’s so good about Elsa Schneider and Marion is that they’re both smart, deliberate women. Doesn’t mean Willie had to be more of the same, but this became pretty grating by the end.

The bug scene always reminds me of my mother who would verbally react with the same exact “Oh my god” every single time this scene came on. I also began thinking here about whether or not it’s offensive to assume these exotic people would consume the most vile food possible, but point aside, it’s one of the most memorable moments in cinematic history.

When this movie is discussed it’s this scene and the bugs that first pop into people’s mind. Again, for Spielberg to create images that have continued to exist in popular culture, made over thirty years ago just goes to show how phenomenally talented the guy was. When I watched that cart racing scene, I imagined the vast amount of imagination and talent it must have required to pull off a sequence that looks so real and incredible which rivals any CGI-infused action sequence. People watch this and are blown away because of how real it looks, and boy am I at loss for how he pulled this off other than rigging up a rollercoaster to a mountain he carved out.

The entire concluding sequence also brings up ideas of modern day slavery through spiritual exploitation, as when piecing together how this whole operation worked, it was clear that Mola Ram (Amrish Puri) had somehow devised a religion that demanded the killing off of adults, leaving the children as slaves, who could only look forward to when they’re sacrificed in order to go and join their parents and live a better life in heaven. At least that’s what I got. It’s a pretty heavy idea; with religion able to control the masses into doing terrible things all to be motivated by a better life in the hereafter.

BELOW: One of the all time most memorable scenes from action-adventure cinema 

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Director: Louis Malle
Producer: James Bruce 
Cinematographer: Louis Malle

by Jon Cvack

After Malle’s God Country (1985) I was very excited to see his next film. This one focused on immigrants throughout the United States in 1986, exploring Koreans, Vietnamese, Chinese, Russians, Slovakians, Indians, Cubans, Mexicans, opening on a Romanian jogger, running through the woods, who explains that, like most, he came to the country for the freedom and pursuit of happiness, which it’s seems safe to surmise that he found.

With immigration’s recent return to the spotlight, it’s films like this that make me realize how long this has been a divisive political issue within America. Malle gives a quote by Thomas Jefferson, admonishing against open borders and the dangers of immigration saying:

“The present desire of America is to produce rapid population by as great importations of foreigners as possible.  But is this founded in good policy? The advantage proposed is the multiplication of numbers. Now let us suppose (for example only) that, in this state, we could double our numbers in one year by the importation of foreigners; and this is a greater accession than the most sanguine advocate for emigration has a right to expect.  Then I say, beginning with a double stock, we shall attain any given degree of population only 27 years and 3 months sooner than if we proceed on our single stock. If we propose four millions and a half as a competent population for this state, we should be 54 1/2 years attaining it, could we at once double our numbers; and 81 3/4 years, if we rely on natural propagation, as may be seen by the following table.” Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Viriginia

Sorry for the length, as Malle doesn’t recite the entire quote, but I think it’s important to read the whole thing; which to be honest, having a read a few books about Jefferson, I don’t remember hearing anything about this, and had to confirm its veracity, as given how liberal this guy is considered, hearing what would now be conservative far right wing rhetoric described in one of his most popular books is a great discovery toward enriching the debate in regards to which side of the spectrum he was actually on.

Some people don’t want immigrants here because they’ll take their jobs, others don’t want them because they fear some type of cultural change. Regarding the first, I actually just came across a Doug Stanhope bit shared by an old professor which sums up the basic illogic of the idea; that is, if you’re scared about losing your job to someone who very likely doesn’t speak any English, owning only the clothes on their back, you’re probably not in too great a position (not saying all, or even most immigrants fit this description).

The hate is as old as humanity, as it’s far easier to blame the poor person being helped or the colored person that doesn’t speak any English for why you're struggling rather than to understand the complex ideas and reasons why inequality actually exists. Many businesses rely on cheap immigrant labor, but you don’t hear people attack the businesses for hiring them; which, at the very least, seems to offer the best solution for reform. It’s supply and demand, in which if you limit the supply of jobs, then the demand will go down. If there were no jobs here for immigrants, then less of them would come here. But still people blame the immigrants. 

The point is to demonstrate that the lack of logical consistency shows the arbitrariness of their discrimination. None of the reasons people give, whether because immigrants steal jobs or some of type of cultural appropriation, make any sense. And in this day of facts and lies, it’s difficult to even have a debate at all.

In a fascinating sequence a Border Guardsmen processes a Latino immigrant who was sneaking across the border in the dead of night. The immigrant tells the guard that he will be back over within twenty-four hours, and basically until his money has all run out. Recently, on an episode of "This American Life" I learned that by simply declaring refugee status whether due to political or religious persecution, you can stay over here. While they attempt to investigate, the process takes weeks, and the individuals can often escape into the country. I hate to describe this because it implies that more people are willing to lie than otherwise might. But the episode did highlight how difficult it is to really do anything about the ones coming over, other than to send them back. The same went for the Border Guardsmen, who simply drove the man back, to drop the gentleman off, who promised to attempt crossing again as soon as possible. I’m not sure what the answer is in this case. Perhaps the laws are too lax, in which case why not attempt to speed up the legal process - lower the bureaucracy and increase the policing. Most importantly, congress could introduce an infrastructure bill to get Americans back to work, so they don’t feel like they are competing for those lower paid jobs. It’s when the economy is struggling that immigrants are often the first to get blamed. I always wonder what people will say when the economy still sucks and we have a Great Big Wall.

A contradiction that always fascinates me is knowing that everyone in this country is an ancestor of an immigrant. Malle allows us to see that most of these families simply wanted a better life. To think of how easy it once was to migrate to the states and that the country we have 100% based upon this migration is incredible to imagine in this modern debate.Thomas Jefferson has a point in that culture will shift, and before you call foul, think of how much we destroyed the Native American culture. We were immigrants who came in openly, and we wiped them to pieces.

I can’t help but roll my eyes when people say we have laws, when those laws were only put in place by people who demanded we tighten our borders. They ran into a castle, looking for safety, and demanded they close the portcullis. I honestly don’t even know where I lie on the spectrum anymore, except that we need some regulations, we should punish repeat offenders, we should continue to accept those in need of help, and do our best to accommodate everyone looking for a better life. The thing is that only could work with a healthy economy, and I think until we get back on track toward equalizing the field, doing something to resolve income inequality, we are going to have far larger problems on our hands.

I know I didn’t talk much about the film, but I think the point of Malle’s story is that demonstrating that these people are just like you - they want what’s best for their family, willing to leave everything and everyone they know behind to create a better life in America. I’ve always been proud of that. That people could journey from all over the world, escape the wildest of places, all to come create something of themselves here. Now that it’s getting more difficult, there seems a natural defense to look at what’s different. Malle’s great talent is to show what makes us all the same. We all have beliefs, some are successful, others aren’t, some have wives and children, others have generations beneath them, reinvented in ways once unimaginable.

We see how Miami’s Cuban identity was brought about the refugees, who soon comprised 60% of the city that we now consider one of the most luxurious. There’s a Vietnamese Doctor who’s one of the only Vietnamese Doctors in Nebraska, having gone there for an exchange program and never wishing to return, and he’s as boring and humorless as any other suburban upper middle class doctor. We meet a former El Salvadoran General who was a part of their fierce military - now living in a magnificent mansion, filled with expensive art and furniture, with his grandchildren running all around.

Malle shows that there truly is nothing different between us and them: some are boring, some are funny, some are annoying, some are wildly intelligent and fascinating - and yet so many Americans want to look at their skin color, or where they’re from and assume the worst intentions. If they only took a second to imagine if their own government fell into the hands of an opposition they disagreed with, they might too want to escape and hope a country like America would take them in. I think one of the largest problems in today’s politics, and probably existing forever, is viewing different people and their beliefs as monoliths.  It’s a film like this that you could show to the other side. Without diving too heavily into the politics, it simply shows that we’re all people with dreams.

BELOW: Doug Stanhope making a dang good point

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